Ideas for first band blog of the year:

  • Which is more embarrassing: busking or a gofundme campaign?
  • Why won’t Dennis Rodman reply to my letters? (a rant in three sections).
  • Best touring cities for bands who like crackers before a gig.
  • Why it’s not a good idea to write all of your songs about Liam Neeson.
  • All of the venues I have probably left gear at.
  • Top five headphone brands worn by babies at parents’ gigs.
  • Should we play at the small claims court?
  • What is the longest rock song you can create without becoming wankrock?
  • Will the crows steal my soul if I sleep in Yoyogi Park?
  • Should you play louder or quieter at a retirement home?
  • Ideas for first band blog of the year.

Okay, sorted. Incidentally, the answers are:

  • Busking.
  • He’s getting to them, but there are so many and he has international relations to deal with right now.
  • It depends what kind, but Oslo, Krakow, and Kyoto (if we’re including senbe).
  • Writing one song about him is a little odd, but more than three and I think he can have a restraining order put on us.
  • All of the venues I have played at.
  • I was just being silly, but apparently there is a list of the best ones you can buy: Baby Banz Baby-Boys Newborn Hearing Protection Earmuff; 3M Peltor Junior Earmuff Baby Headphones; Snug Safe n Sound Kids & Baby Earmuffs; Pro Ears ReVo Passive Baby Ear Protectors; and BEBE Muff Hearing Baby Ear Protection. Somebody has blogged about this already, so that strikes that off the list.
  • Yes. That would be great.
  • 7 minutes. But it’s okay to be wankrock.
  • Yes.
  • Louder.
  • See above.

The nice thing about this is that, looking at the tags for this blog, I am going to get some confused people turning up here.



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